"Oh yeah? Well I HAVE lived a little. And you know what? IT FREAKIN' SUCKED!!"
How Awesome I Am
|This user is knowledgeable about Oblivion.|
|This user is American.
|This user is male.|
|This user is not a Fuzzy Wuzzy Teddy Bear.|
|480||This UESPWikian is 480 years, 4 months, and 3 days old.|
|This user is an Artist.|
|This user has been on UESPWiki for 13 years and 23 days.|
|This user plays on the PlayStation.|
|This user wishes they could play on the Nintendo.|
|This user is a Breton|
|This user was born under the sign of The Thief.|
|This user is a Master in the Fighters Guild.|
|This user is an Arch-Mage in the Mages Guild.|
|This user is a Gray Fox in the Thieves Guild.|
|This user is a Listener in the Dark Brotherhood.|
|This user is a Grand Champion in the Arena.|
|This user is a Madgod in the Court of Madness.|
|This user knows much, tells some.|
|This user is a WikiGnome.|
|This user exploits the Felldew bug.|
Not much to say.
My "full name" is Lord Malus DCLXVI. Irks me some I can't fit all of that into my name in the game. Grr. Anyway, I'm an Oblivion nut.
I know it says I'm an artist... that's only half right. I WAS a great artist, but some minor brain damage has screwed with my talent. I can't draw what I want anymore, but if you want me to draw something already made, I can. Hard to explain.
TES IV: Oblivion
Thanks to this site, I'm nearly a walking encyclopedia of Oblivion knowledge. Sure, the pages are scattered and there's Post-It notes everywhere, but I'm your man if you need an answer if you can't visit the UESP.
TES V: Skyrim
So far, I'm learning everything there is to learn about Skyrim. Right now, I have an extreme dislike for Forsworn and the Blades... >.>
Stuff I'm Workin' On
Mostly up to working on my page, whenever I'm in the neighborhood. Otherwise, I'm just wandering around.
Thanks Thanatos, Mr. Woof Woof and Not-Bill Murray for gettin me into Oblivion. Well, I dunno whether to thank you or hate you :D
I miss you, Mom.