Morrowind:I'm My Own Grandpa

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Added by	Entertainers
ID	bk_Im_My_Own_Grandpa
See Also	Lore version
	10		6.0
Locations
Found in the following locations: Ebonheart, carried by Gaeldol Seyda Neen, Fargoth's House Vivec, Foreign Quarter, Jobasha's Rare Books

I'm My Own Grandpa

by Gaeldol, the Funniest Wood Elf Ever

A collection of jokes

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The title of this book is taken from a novelty song written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe, performed by Lonzo and Oscar in 1947.

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Why did the Dark Elf cross the road?

How many orcs does it take to light a torch?
Depends. Is an orc is [sic] doing the counting?

What is green and hops and sizzles on lava?
an Orc Acrobat

If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares?

If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet?
Not if you cut off the feet first.