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Tells-Tall-Tales
(RefID: xx008280)
Home City Imperial City, Waterfront Tunnel
Location Converted Checkpoint Apartments
Race Argonian Gender Male
Level 4 Class Bard
RefID xx008280 BaseID xx00827F
Other Information
Health 43 Magicka 244
Respons. 45 Aggress. 5
Faction(s) Communal Living; IC Citizens
Tells-Tall-Tales

Tells-Tall-Tales is an Argonian bard who lives in the Converted Checkpoint Apartments.

Tells-Tall-Tales gets up at 9am every morning and spends the day wandering around the Waterfront Tunnel, telling stories to anyone who will listen. At 9pm, he returns to the common room to eat dinner for two hours, then goes to bed.

He wears a middle-class shirt, lower-class pants, and middle-class shoes, which he chooses from a selection of clothing; he carries a random blade, a moderate amount of gold, and a potion.

Tells-Tall-Tales has a bed in the common area of the Checkpoint Apartments, which is a large room that used to serve as a guard post/ready room for the Legion guards. He has a single chest for his possessions.

As his name suggests, Tells-Tall-Tales is a storyteller. This is not to say that the stories are true, however... but he loves an audience: "Hey, I haven't met you before! Oh ho ho, you haven't heard, have you? I have the best story! You want to hear it?" Even if you say no, he'll start in on a whopper: "The other day, I was down by the Waterfront, right? I was just strolling along the beach, and then a mermaid appeared! Yes, a mermaid! She was beautiful too! She told me about a lovely pearl at the bottom of Lake Rumare, and that I should come with her to find it! And then, when we got down there, we found this massive clam! But it was guarded by this huge dreugh! When it saw me, it started throwing spells at me, one after another! But then suddenly, the mermaid turned into the Divine Kynareth! Once she was transformed, she - hey, where are you going? I haven't finished my story..."