Online:The Lusty Argonian Footman, Volume 1

Book Information The Lusty Argonian Footman, Volume 1
ID	5313
See Also	Lore version
Collection	Lore of Murkmire
Locations
Found in the following locations: On a table outside The Lusty Argonian Footman, Lilmoth (map) Egg-Tenders' Quarters, Bright-Throat Village (map)

The Lusty Argonian Footman, Volume 1

A short excerpt from a bawdy play

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(a fragment)

- Act V, Scene 1, Continued -

Erects-The-Spine: My apologies, mistress!

Nadene Velas: Can you not even do this right, my sweet?

Erects-The-Spine: I try, I try! But no matter what I do ….

Nadene Velas: You need far more polish than that. How else will my bowl shine?

Erects-The-Spine: Of course! More polish, at once.

Nadene Velas: Yes, that's very good! My, you're so eager to please.

Erects-The-Spine: Pleasing you is all that I live for!

Nadene Velas: I know it is, my sweet. And after this, we must lay the table.

Erects-The-Spine: At once! While the master is gone, I can serve you in any room you wish.

Nadene Velas: I expect no less from my faithful servant!

- End of Act V, Scene 1 -