Better Cities:Mad Hettie

Mad Hettie (RefID: xx166858)
Home City	Imperial City, Waterfront Tunnel
Location	Imperial Trading Company Warehouse
Race	Breton	Gender	Female
Level	PC-2	Class	Merchant
RefID	xx166858	BaseID	xx16680E
Services
Available	9am to 5pm, every day
Merchant
Gold	1	Mercantile	Apprentice (30)
Sells	Ingredients, Potions, Miscellaneous
Buys	Armor Clothing Weapons Ingredients Potions Books Misc. Items
Other Information
Health	19	Magicka	280
Respons.	40	Aggress.	5
Faction(s)	IC Beggars; IC Citizens; Imperial Trading Company

Mad Hettie

Mad Hettie is a Breton merchant who wanders the Waterfront Tunnel selling a variety of junk.

She gets up at 9am every morning and leaves to sell her wares. On Morndas, Middas, and Fredas, she lingers at the intersection at the southern end of the main tunnel; every other day, she wanders around the Waterfront District. She returns to the warehouse at 5pm and stays there for the rest of the day.

She wears a tattered robe and hood and clogs, and is armed with a silver dagger.

Hettie can't afford a place to live, so she beds down in the Imperial Trading Company Warehouse with a few others like her.

Mad Hettie is, true to her name, quite insane: "CATS! CATS EVERYWHERE! GIANT ONES! TUNNELING UNDERNEATH US! TUNNELING BESIDE US! TUNNELING IN OUR VERY MINDS!" If you ask what she's talking (yelling) about, she says: "THE GIANT CATS! GIANT KITTENS, TO BE EXACT! CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM?!" If you ask about cats, she changes her tune: "CATS?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CATS! I'M TALKING ABOUT PUDDING! DELICIOUS, MOIST PUDDING! DRIPPING FROM OUR EARS!" If you tell her she's crazy, she replies: "MAD?! NO, NOT MAD! MAD TASTES HORRIBLE, LIKE WOOD COVERED IN HONEY! SWEET, BUT TOUGH, OH SO VERY TOUGH! REGRET! NOW THAT'S A TASTY DISH! SERVED WITH A FEW SHAVINGS OF DOORKNOB!"