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This character only appears during the Jester's Festival event
Jad'zirri
Location Hammerdeath Arena
Race Khajiit Gender Female
Reaction Friendly
Jad'zirri

Jad'zirri is a Khajiit cider brewer found at Hammerdeath Arena during the Jester's Festival.

Related Quests[edit]

Quest-Related Events[edit]

As you approach her for the first time, you may hear Jad'zirri call out to you:

"Hello, hello! This one has just the thing to put some swagger in your step for these festivities!"

Subsequent times she will instead say:

"If it isn't my favorite apple-picker!".

Talk to Jad'zirri to see what she wants you to do:

First time doing Quest:
Subsequent times doing Quest:
"May Jad'zirri interest you in a jug of the freshest—no—the finest—er—the strongest swill our King Boar could ever ask for?"
Are you offering me pig swill?
"Oh! No, no, no! This one assures you her brew contains absolute minimum of pig saliva, jaunter. The crispest—er—sharpest cider this side of the Reach!
Jad'zirri will crush you a fresh batch, if you help her acquire the right ingredients."
What do you need?
"Well, you see, handlers of the Festival Arena have collected all of the most rot—er—exceptionally ripe mudcrab apples for King Boar to gorge on during his battles, but that leaves nothing left for Jad'zirri to use for her cider. You see?"
Very well. I'll get you your "ripe" mudcrab apples.
"Ah hah! Jad'zirri knew you would be back for more! One taste of her special cider is all it takes to have patrons begging like sugar-tooths! Er, this one assures you skooma is not in her recipe.
Would you care to earn more of Jad'zirri's cider?"
I'll have another go at it, sure.
"Good, good! She thought the arena handlers were hauling especially fragrant baskets of fruit today. Ever so ripe for the picking, provided you prevent that porker from poaching them all.
Return when you've gathered as many as you can from the arena."
I'll be back with your fermented mubcrab apples soon.

She will then hand you a Special Arena Pass to allow you in. Before you leave for the Arena, you can ask Jad'zirri some questions:

"All the fermented mudcrab apples you could ever want are in the baskets around the arena. Of course, you'll need this ticket to get in, and you'll have to get to them before King Boar, and you most definitely don't want to let him gulp too many down."
What'll happen if King Boar eats too many apples?
"Oh, well they are very ripe. Pungent—er—potent, you might say. And after a few too many that porker becomes quite puissant. A veritable stench-breathing, drunken Dragon!
Besides, the more you keep from him, the more Jad'zirri can mash for you!"
I need a ticket? / You mentioned needing a ticket.
"Oh, yes, jaunter. Only those who have won the favor of the Jester Kings and Queen can stand as their champion against King Boar. You can't enter the arena without one. Or you aren't supposed to anyway. Rules are for fools, as they say!"
How many fermented mudcrab apples do you need?
"Well, Jad'zirri supposes she could do something with even just one if it were particularly squishy—er—juicy, but she will take as many as you can carry. The more the merrier, this one assures you!"

While in the Festival Arena you can gather as many apples you can before King Boar is defeated. The amount you manage to collect will effect Jad'zirri's response and her extra reward for you:

"Did you have any luck snatching some fermented mudcrab apples out of King Boar's mouth?"
Yes. Here are all the apples I was able to collect.
Mudcrab Apples Response
One Mudcrab Apple "Just one apple won't make much, but every little bit helps. Jad'zirri will give you a mugful anyway, she is certain once you try it you will work doubly hard for apples in the future!
Enjoy!"
Two Mudcrab Apples "These should be juicy enough to start a new batch, though Jad'zirri will need a few more helpers to keep her supply up.
Drink up! Once you are refreshed you'll be ready to bring this one twice as many apples, yes?"
Three Mudcrab Apples "Oh ho! You bring Jad'zirri a heaping handful! Something she can really dig her toes into! Don't worry she strains the juice very thoroughly. No choking on claws, jaunter.
But let us get your own juices flowing. Take these as your just reward!"
Four Mudcrab Apples "What a bountiful bushel you've brought! Jad'zirri isn't sure her tub will contain all the juices if she tries to plunge into so much mush. Rest assured, this one will not waste a drop of this odoriferous extract.
And for you an equally juicy reward!"

Depending on how many apples you brought her, she will give you between one to four bottles of cider along with the festival box.

Once you have completed her task for the day, you can ask her some questions about her cider-making process:

"Now Jad'zirri has much stomping and squeezing ahead. She would talk to you as she works, but this one fears you would be sopping with splashed mash before too long.
See this one tomorrow and she will have fresh cider again!"
How is it you make your special cider?
"With happiness, love, and so, so much pent up aggression. Jad'zirri sprinkles her special blend of spices onto her feet and gives the tub of overripe apples a thorough stomping. It is quite joyful. Then she sieves the slop into her still and voila!"
I see.
"She assures you it isn't quite so simple, but to share all her secrets would mean Jad'zirri's special cider would not be so special. Besides, it is her well-seasoned feet that give her brew its unique aftertaste.
Her foot fragrance is familiar, yes?"

Notes[edit]

  • Jad'zirri was added to the game during the 2021 Jester's Festival.