Better Cities:Chamomile Decoction

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Chamomile Decoction
ID xx0982D6
Value 25 Weight 1.0
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Found in the following locations:
  • Sold by book merchants and found in random containers as loot.
Chamomile Decoction
A humorous story.

One day a woman comes to the sage: exhausted, frayed, beaten, bruised, looking pitiful. And the woman began to complain to the sage:

"My relationship with my husband is not very... well, as if he doesn't come home in a good mood, he takes it out on me..."

Sage:

"I know one wonderful remedy! Make yourself a strong decoction of chamomile, and as soon as your husband comes home, immediately start rinsing your mouth slowly."

Woman:

"But why? Does this really help?"

Sage:

"It will help, yes! You will see, it is a wonderful folk remedy!"

Two weeks later: the same woman, only you don't recognize her! A beauty, she radiates harmony and self-confidence - in general, a complete success.

Woman:

"I am so grateful to you, such a wonderful recipe and so simple! What is the secret?!"

Sage:

"The thing is, madam, it always helps to SHUT UP and be SILENT in such situations!"