User:ThreeC/Sandbox

Auriel's Bow	"Auriel's Bow... interesting. Is that ash yams I smell? I can offer you 15000 gold, if you wish."	"It's your choice, of course."	"You don't have Auriel's Bow with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. It's rare to find an item for our collection with such a distinctive aroma."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Auriel's Bow	"Another shield for our fine collection. Are you willing to sell it, %PCName? I can offer 13500 gold for it."	"If you should change your mind, please let me know."	"You don't have the Auriel's Shield with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. We shall display it proudly."	"We appreciate the chance to display it, %PCName. Thank you again."	"How is it that you have this? This belongs to the museum! GUARDS!!!"
BiPolar Blade	"Legend has it that a nobleman sank his fortune into creating a blade of supreme power. Two smiths on opposite ends of Tamriel created each half of the blade, unaware of the other, with the hope that no one man, save the owner of the blade, would know its true power. Unfortunately, the smiths were not given enough instruction, and created halves with enchantments that completely negated each other. Do you wish to part with it, %PCName? I can offer you 20000 for it."	"You're quite sure, are you? Very well. Somehow, I think we will get by without it."'	"You do not have the blade with you? Return with it, and we can settle the matter."'	"Very well. It will take up a place in our collection. Likely a place towards the back. Thank you, %PCName."'	"Yes, it's quite an...interesting... piece. I'm glad that it's on display."'	"What? How is it that you have this? It belongs to the museum! GUARDS!"'
Bloodworm Helm	"Said to have been left behind by the Worm King himself. Evil, but beautiful. If you wish to sell it, %PCName, I can give you 17000 gold for it."	"It's your choice, of course. I'd suggest exercising judgment in using it, however. Necromancy is a dangerous thing."	"You don't have the Bloodworm Helm with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"While I admit I find it repulsive, it's an intriguing piece for our collection. Thank you, %PCName."	"It's interesting to see that something most people find so offensive is one of the biggest draws at the museum. Wouldn't you say?"	"How is it that you have this? It belongs to the Museum! GUARDS!!!"
Boots of Blinding Speed	"Well, they're certainly... interesting, aren't they? An odd combination of enchantments, to be sure. Do you wish to sell them to the museum? It's not much, but I can offer you 250 gold for them."	"Well, that's your choice. The museum will survive without them."	"You don't have the Boots of Blinding Speed with you? Then come back with them, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. They'll certainly be one of our more amusing artifacts, I'm sure."	"Thank you for allowing us to add them to our collection, %PCName."	"What? How is it that you have these? They belong to the museum now! GUARDS!"
Boots of the Apostle	"Worn by Tiber Septim; supposedly a gift to Talos Stormcrown from the Greybeards. Wonderous, %PCName. Simply wonderous. And you're willing to sell them to the museum? Well, then I can offer you 27500 gold as compensation."	"Very well; it's your choice."	"You don't have the Boots of the Apostle with you? Then come back with them, and we'll settle the deal."	"I am truly honored, %PCName. Thank you."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add them to the museum's collection."	"What? How is that you have these? They were part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Bow of Shadows	"Well, this is a piece I never thought I'd see. Did you know that the assassin Dram was said to have wielded this bow? I would be honored to have this on display. I can offer you 21000 gold for it."	"Very well. May your arrows fly straight and true, %PCName."	"You don't have the Bow of Shadows with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. A wonderful addition indeed."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"How is it that you have this? It belongs to the Museum! GUARDS!!!"
Chrysamere	"Well, well. The Paladin's Blade. A wonderful find, to be sure. Do you wish to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it."	"Well, please do take care of it, then. I'd hate to see something happen to such a valuable weapon."	"You don't have Chrysamere with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you. This will take a prominent place in our collection, as I'm sure it will be very popular for our visitors."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Cuirass of the Savior's Hide	"Ahh... Hircine's Hide. What a prize! Are you willing to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it."	"Disappointing, but understandable. Let me know if you reconsider."	"You don't have the Cuirass of the Savior's Hide with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"How is it that you have this? It belongs to the Museum! GUARDS!!!"
Dagger of Symmachus	"The ceremonial dagger of General Symmachus? How did you come to possess this? What a local treasure! If you're willing to part with it, I can offer you 10,000 gold for it."	"I understand, though I'm disappointed. It's a piece of such local historical significance."	"You don't have the Dagger of Symmachus with you? Well, please go get it, and we can complete our arrangement."	"Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, it is a wonderful addition to our collection. Thank you again."	"What? How is it you have the Dagger again? It belongs to the Museum now! GUARDS!!!"
Dragonbone Cuirass	"Ah, the very definition of an artifact. They don't make them like this anymore, eh %PCName? So, are you willing to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it."	"You're quite sure about that? Ah, well. Perhaps at a later date we can discuss it again."	"You don't have the Dragonbone Cuirass with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, we're very honored to have it as part of our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Ebony Mail	"I'd heard of the Ebony Mail, but never seen it. It would fit well in our collection; will you part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it."	"As you wish."	"You don't have the Ebony Mail with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you. I assure you it will be well cared for."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Eleidon's Ward	"What a wonderful shield that is! Are you interested in selling it to the museum? I can offer you 30000 gold for it." "What a wonderful shield that is! Are you interested in selling it to the museum? Or perhaps donating it? I can offer 30000 gold if you choose to sell it."	"I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you'll change your mind."	"You don't have Eleidon's Ward with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"This will make a wonderful addition to our collection, I'm sure."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Fang of Haynekhtnamet	"Ah, yes. The blade forged from a dragon fang, surpassed in its wonder only by its difficulty to pronounce. Do you wish to sell this to the museum? I can offer you 16000 gold for it." "Ah, yes. The blade forged from a dragon fang, surpassed in its wonder only by its difficulty to pronounce. Do you wish to sell this to the museum? Or perhaps donate it? I can offer you 16000 gold if you choose to sell it."	"It's your choice, of course."	"You don't have the Fang of Haynekhtnamet with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"I'm very proud to have this remarkable piece for our collection. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Goldbrand	"What an incredible weapon. Are you sure you wish to part with it? I'm prepared to offer you 30000 gold for it." "What an incredible weapon. Are you sure you wish to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it."	"I certainly understand. It is perhaps more valuable when used than when sitting here in a display case."	"You don't have Goldbrand with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Very well. I doubt any amount of money can adequately compensate for the loss of such a weapon, but here you go." "Very well. You are a true friend of the museum, to offer such an artifact while expecting nothing in return."	"It's been quite popular with the tourists."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Ice Blade of the Monarch	"Ah, the Ice Blade. Often have I heard tales of it... one wonders what might have become of it, had the assassination succeeded. Well, no matter. Do you wish to sell it? I'm prepared to offer you 30000 gold for it." "Ah, the Ice Blade. Often have I heard tales of it... one wonders what might have become of it, had the assassination succeeded. Well, no matter. Do you wish to sell it? Or maybe donate it? I can offer you 30000 gold if you choose to sell."	"Very well, %PCName. But do keep an eye on it -- they say the blade passes from owner to owner of its own accord."	"You don't have the Ice Blade of the Monarch with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"I personally don't believe the rumors that the blade chooses who wields it, and I think it will be quite safe here in our display case. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Lord's Mail	"Well, this is quite a find. Do you wish to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold if you choose to sell it."	"I'm sorry you feel that way."	"You don't have the Lord's Mail with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you so much. This should be adequate payment." "Thank you so much. This will be a wonderful addition to the Museum."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Mace of Molag Bal	"Simply beautiful. Are you willing to part with it? I can offer you 17500 gold for it."	"It's your choice, of course."	"You don't have the Mace of Molag Bal with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"It will occupy a place of honor in our collection. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Mace of Slurring	"Yes, it's a rather...odd piece. From what I've gathered, it was crafted near the end of the Second Age by Kyanka, a slightly deranged Altmer weaponsmith and enchanter. He had a rather warped sense of humor, and apparently delighted at the thought of reducing opponents to a gibbering mess before crushing them to death. The mace has, admittedly, seen little use. Do you wish to part with it? I can offer you 10000 gold for it."	"As you wish, %PCName. Be careful you are not accidentally struck with it, lest we be unable to hold a conversation in the future."	"You don't have the Mace of Slurring with you? Well, bring it in and we can settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. It will take up a, err, special place in our museum. Somewhere upstairs, perhaps. Somewhere dark, as well."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This is part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Ring of Phynaster	"Ah, Phynaster's Ring. I trust it has served you as well as it served him all those years ago. Are you interested in selling it to the Museum? I can offer you 9000 gold for it." "Ah, Phynaster's Ring. I trust it has served you as well as it served him all those years ago. Are you interested in selling it to the Museum? Or perhaps donating it? I can offer you 9000 gold if you choose to sell it."	"Your choice, %PCName. I take it you have an aversion to poison and lightning? Not surprising at all. I hope the ring serves you well."	"You don't have the Ring of Phynaster with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Excellent. Small though it is, it shall hold a prominent place in our collection."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Robe of the Lich	"Information is scarce at best when it comes to this artifact. Some have said it was pulled from a lich when it was defeated; others say it was developed by an evil mage who wanted the power of a lich without the.... drawbacks. Either way, it is a powerful item indeed. Do you wish to part with it? I can offer you 11000 gold for it."	"The decision is yours, %PCName. Though I will advise caution if you intend to make use of the robe."	"You don't have the Robe of the Lich with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Splendid. I must say I feel more comfortable with this in the Museum's collection than I would knowing it was somewhere out in the world."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This belongs to the Museum! GUARDS!"
Skull-Crusher	"Hilbongard's masterpiece, the Skull Crusher. I am impressed, %PCName. This is quite a find. Do you wish to turn it over to the museum? I can offer you 24000 gold for it." "Hilbongard's masterpiece, the Skull Crusher. I am impressed, %PCName. This is quite a find. Do you wish to turn it over to the museum? If you wish to sell it, I can offer you 24000 gold in exchange."	"It is your choice, of course. Please let me know if you wish to reconsider your decision."	"You don't have Skull-Crusher with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Excellent. This will make a wonderful addition to our collection."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Spear of Bitter Mercy	"Incredible. So little is known about the Spear, I'm at a loss for words. They say it was used in the fall of the Battlespire, you know... Do you wish to sell it to the museum? I can offer you 30000 gold for it."	"Very well. Take good care of it, %PCName."	"You don't have the Spear of BItter [sic] Mercy with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. Perhaps now that it will reside here, we'll have an opportunity to study it and learn more about it."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Spell Breaker	"A wonderful shield, and very resistant to magicka, from what I understand. May we add this to our collection? I can offer you 30000 gold in exchange for it."	"So be it. Should you change your mind, you know where to find me."	"You don't have Spell Breaker with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, we do thank you for selling it to the Museum."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Staff of Hasedoki	"I wonder whether or not the stories are true. Is the soul of Hasedoki really contained in this staff? Either way, are you prepared to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it." "I wonder whether or not the stories are true. Is the soul of Hasedoki really contained in this staff? Either way, are you prepared to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold, if you choose to sell it."	"Very well. May the staff continue to protect you from the ravages of magicka."	"You don't have the Staff of Hasedoki with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"If Hasedoki's life-force is indeed contained within this staff, I hope it is content to remain here in the museum. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Staff of Magnus	"The Staff of Magnus. Quite a prize, indeed. Are you willing to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold in exchange for it."	"Do take good care of it, then. That staff is one of the most prized artifacts in all of Tamriel."	"You don't have the Staff of Magnus with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Quite an addition for our collection. It is one of the oldest artifacts in all of Tamriel, to my knowledge. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Ten Pace Boots	"Remarkable boots... what the wind must feel like while running in them! Do you wish to part with them, %PCName? I can offer you 30000 gold for them." "Remarkable boots... what the wind must feel like while running in them! Do you wish to part with them, %PCName? I can offer you 30000 gold in exchange for them."	"Very well, %PCName. Please don't wear them out - they're too valuable for that."	"You don't have the Ten Pace Boots with you? Then come back with them, and we'll settle the deal."	"I hope they are content to be here in the museum, rather than running through Morrowind's countryside. Thank you, %PCName."	"Thank you for allowing us to add them to our collection."	"What? How is it you have these? They were part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Umbra	"Intriguing. I've never seen a sword like this. And you say you got it where? Hmm. Well, it's certainly worthy of the museum's attention. Do you wish to part with it? I can give you 30000 gold for it." "Intriguing. I've never seen a sword like this. And you say you got it where? Hmm. Well, it's certainly worthy of the museum's attention. Do you wish to part with it? If so, I can give you 30000 gold, should you decide to sell it."	"It's your choice. I'd be cautious with it, were I you."	"You don't have the Umbra Sword with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Thank you, %PCName. It will be safe here, I assure you."	"Thank you for allowing us to add it to the collection, %PCName."	"What? How is it that you have this! It's part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Vampiric Ring	"A powerful ring, indeed. Do you no longer wish to keep it? I can offer you 16000 gold in exchange for it." "A powerful ring, indeed. Do you no longer wish to keep it? If you wish to sell it, I'm prepared to offer you 16000 gold for it."	"Do with it what you will, %PCName. It is yours to use, for good or for evil."	"You don't have the Vampiric Ring with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Created for evil purposes or not, the ring still has a place in our collection. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"YWhat? [sic] How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Veloth's Judgement	"Quite a weapon, isn't it? I'd be honored to add it to our collection. Is that your wish? I can offer you 15000 gold in exchange for it." "Quite a weapon, isn't it? I'd be honored to add it to our collection. Is that your wish? If you choose to sell it, I can offer you 15000 gold in exchange for it."	"It's your choice, of course."	"You don't have Veloth's Judgement with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"It's a remarkable item to add to our collection. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"
Warlock's Ring	"I do not wish to know what you must have been through to acquire this ring. If it has outlived its usefulness to you, perhaps you would be willing to sell it to the museum? If so, I can give you 11000 gold in exchange." "I do not wish to know what you must have been through to acquire this ring. If it has outlived its usefulness to you, perhaps you would be willing to sell it to the museum? Or perhaps you would like to donate it? I can offer you 11000 gold, should you decide to sell it."	"It's your choice, of course."	"You don't have Warlock's Ring with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal."	"Unless Syrabane himself comes to collect the ring, it will retain a place in our collection for a long time to come. Thank you, %PCName."	"Yes, thank you for allowing us to add it to our collection."	"What? How is it that you have this? This was part of the museum's collection! GUARDS!"