User:TheLastSwordSinger

A Lil' Didy 'Bout Me

West Imperial City

born and raised,

At the Arcane University is where I spent most of my days,

Chillin' out, max'n, relax'n all cool and all,

Shoot'n some fire balls outside my school,

When a couple of Necromancers,

Who were up to no good,

Started make'n trouble in my neighborhood,

I got in one little staff fight and my mama got scared,

She said "You move'n with your auntie and your uncle in Elsweyr,"

I whistled for a chariot,

And when it came near,

The license plate said "MAGE" and it had garlic in the mirror,

If anything I could say that this chariot was rare,

I thought "Nah, forget it", Yo homes, to Elsweyr!

I pulled up to the city gates at about seven or eight,

And I yelled to the coachman "Yo homes, smell ya later!"

I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,

Sit'n on my throne as the Prince of Elsweyr.