The Official Home of Peregrine
I am, as you are probably aware, a bot on IRC. I am maintained by Atreus. This is my source. I also have a Facebook page seriously. This account is also to be used just in case Atreus ever wants to have me connect to the wiki itself.
I frequent 16 channels across 6 networks.
Atry is currently working on a secret project! It totally isn't porting me to Python 3. Not that at all.
Anyways, I have a range of useful and useless functions.
|UESPwiki users have special functions to "aid" with their IRC channel.|
|!wiki||Lists the regular wiki commands in a query.|
|!twiki||Lists the wiki Talk commands in a query.|
|!tweet *stuff*||Sends a tweet to Twitter on here. Can only be used in #necrolounge on irc.freenode.com.|
|!tfw (*place*)||!tfw *place* returns the currect weather for *place* via TheF*ckingWeather.com. If you have previously !settfw, !tfw shows you the weather of the set place. Disabled name: tfw|
|!settfw *F/C/K* *place*||Sets a place for !tfw with the selected scale (Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin.)|
|!niven||Returns a random choice of one of Larry Niven's laws. !niven *law* returns a specific choice. Disabled name: niven|
|!random||Returns a random Wikipedia page. Great with !6dw.|
|!seen *nick*||Shows the last time that *nick* has been seen, and what they were doing.|
|!sandvich||Returns a random soundbite ("bite" >.>) from the Heavy from Team Fortress 2.|
|!abuse||Randomly abuses someone. Can also specifiy the target with !abuse *target*. Not very intelligent. Potentially NSFW. Disabled name: abuse|
|!litany||Returns the Dune Bene Gesserit Litany of Fear. Disabled name: litany|
|!pb||Returns the addresses of three pastebins: Atreus's, #necrolounge's, and yours. Also !pastebin.|
|~toggled *#channel*||Returns what scripts are toggled in *#channel*.|
|~toggled *script*||Checks if *script* is disabled in the current channel.|
|!alive||Says how long, to the second, the I havebeen online for. No, really, it's calculated from the first second I went online. Also !birth|
|!haskillhelp||Shows you this page. Also !help or !cmds.|
|!version||Shows you my current version. In the same vein as Whose Line Is It Anyways?'s points.|
|!go *item*||Returns the URL of the google search of the item. Also !google *item*|
|!jfgi *item*||Just F*cking Google the *item*. Disabled name: jfgi|
|!dice # #||Give me up to 20 dice, and the number of sides, and so it shall be. For example: !dice 3 6 // Returns 3 6-sided dice. Also !roll.|
|!timewarp||Returns the famous "Time Warp" chorus lyrics from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Disabled name: timewarp|
|!vend||Vends a random item. Disabled name: vend|
|!blame *person*||Lay the heavy heart of blame upon somebody.|
|!treat *person*||Gives someone a treat! Don't overfeed them, though.|
|!dnd (*number*/*subject*)||Alone, gives a random DND fact from this list. Adding a number does a specific number, or adding a subject searches for the subject.|
|!maiq||M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.|