Wonshala has a piece of the voidguide, and is willing to exchange it for the Scourge, an enchanted mace blessed by Malacath. She does not take kindly to those who anger or irritate her, and will drain half your current health if you do so.
You are not stupid, human. So you will listen, and not annoy me with your lies.
|I don't like your tone. I'll do as I please, and say what I please, and you'll like it.||Reply 1|
|I would never DREAM of trying to mislead you, your Highness. I hope only to please you.||Reply 2|
|I am listening.||Reply 3|
Second Greeting [&WonshalaTask]
So. You have FINALLY brought me SCOURGE and its keyword?
|[NOT &Scourge] I'm sorry. I don't have the Scourge.||Reply 4|
|[&Scourge] I'm sorry. I don't have the Scourge.||Reply 5|
|[NOT &Scourge] I have the Scourge, but you shall never receive such a treasure from my hands.||Reply 6|
|[&Scourge] I have the Scourge, but you shall never receive such a treasure from my hands.||Reply 7|
|[NOT &Scourge] I have the Scourge, and will give it to you only after I have the piece of the voidguide you promised in my possession.||Reply 8|
|[&Scourge] I have the Scourge, and will give it to you only after I have the piece of the voidguide you promised in my possession.||Reply 9|
Angry Greeting [&WonshalaMad]
So. Are you ready to listen respectfully?
|No.||END HealthHalf, PainSFX &WonshalaMad|
Sometimes I AM wrong, stupid human. Maybe pain will make you more civil.
|…and maybe not.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX &WonshalaMad|
YOU LIE! Listen, maggot, or I'll school your flesh to respect.
|With respect, you're a silly old witch, and I thumb my nose at your tiresome blather.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX &WonshalaMad|
|So say something worth hearing, Highness.||Reply 3|
I have a piece of the voidguide. I will trade it for a weapon called SCOURGE. It's here on Battlespire, and its functions are protected by a magical warding keyword, but that's all I know. Deliver me SCOURGE, and provide me with the keyword, and you shall have your voidpiece.
|No chance. If you have a voidguide piece, I'll take it from you. And I'd never give you anything you wanted, anyway.||END &WonshalaMad|
|I hear you.||END &WonshalaTask|
|I agree. So keep your troops out of my hair, and I'll be back that much faster.||END &WonshalaTask|
I won't speak with you until you have SCOURGE.
I detest lying fools. I will not listen to your lies.
|Fine.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX|
Perhaps you think your lies and mocking tone amuse me? Can pain persuade you otherwise?
|I think we'll get a chance to find out.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX|
I am scarcely impressed by your pretense of defiance. Either you will trade the SCOURGE for the voidguide, or we have nothing to talk about.
|We'll SEE if my defiance is nothing but pretense, Highness.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX|
I am not even slightly curious about the trick you think you will play on me. I can scarcely summon interest in your response to a dose of educational pain.
|You'll be sorry. It was a really cute trick.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX|
I will now hand you the piece of the voidguide with one hand while I accept SCOURGE with my other hand. As we each grasp these valued objects, you will tell me the keyword, and I will activate SCOURGE to prove that you have not tried to give me a false keyword.
|[NOT &Mischief] Nuts. The keyword. Forgot all about it. Getting that should be EASY. Back in a jiffy.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX|
|[NOT &Mischief AND NOT &Malacath] I agree. Here is SCOURGE. And the keyword is… Malacath!||Reply 10|
|[&Mischief] Hmm. Double hmm. Ohh, NO! I COMPLETELY forgot. I have to TEST that password first, right? Or you'll give me another educational jolt. So excuse me||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX|
|[&Mischief] I agree. Here is SCOURGE. And the keyword is… Equality!||Reply 11 TAKE 7_2017 AND PUT 30_10000|
SCOURGE, I invoke thee in the name of Malacath.... Hmm. Perhaps that is not the keyword. An honest mistake, I'm sure. Perhaps a sharp reminder of my wrath will focus your mind.
|Thank you, your Highness.||END HealthHalf AND PainSFX &Malacath|
SCOURGE, I invoke thee in the name of Equality.... YES!
|Satisfied, Highness?||Reply 12|
And with this power, I may now rid myself of your irksome stink... But... what... oh... OHHHH, GODS!
|Farewell, Highness. I hear that a lengthy vacation in the Outer Darkness is a splendid tonic for the nerves.||END Kill|