Tamriel Data:Rude Song

Book Information Rude Song
Added by	Tamriel Data
ID	T_Bk_RudeSongTR
See Also	Lore version
	30		3
Writer	Ted Peterson
Locations
Found in the following locations: Almas Thirr, Tilresi: Bookseller Bal Oyra, Jarvas Marin's House Dondril, Nalis Varo's House Ebon Tower, Mara's Tower: Chamber Ebon Tower, Palace: Library Helnim, Edheldur's Rookery Hlersis, The Leaking Spore Sailen, Bradyn Household Tower of Tel Mothrivra Vhul, The Howling Hound Windmoth Legion Fort, Interior

RUDE SONG

by Anonymous

A ribald and irreverent song about spring in the Iliac Bay

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Note: This song appears in Daggerfall as a block of text without breaks. It is presented here in separate lines and stanzas for easier reading.

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In the spring of the year
Doth propriety disappear
In the courts and the ports
Of the Bay.
Drinking new beer,
Everybody feels queer
And the Earls and the churls
Go astray.
The bee and the bird
Don't have to tell us a word.
Our bodies for naughties
Are prime.
If you haven't heard,
You can let yourself be lured
For the youth, for things uncouth,
It is time.

Oh, it's lovely to sit in a field, harvested into rows
It's lovelier still to do the same not wearing any clothes.

People of the Bay bless
The flowered court of Wayrest
For showing us the gentle way of sin
The bonny Dark Elf queen
Likes to see and to be seen
With cobblers, thieves,
And tavernkeeps,
And slaves, and fish-er-men.
In the court of Lainlyn,
Right upon the mainland
With sex, the whole place is in a whirl.
The Baroness likes to play
With men who come her way,
While the Baron likes the little boys and girls.

Oh, it's lovely to give your lady a kiss upon her nose
It's lovelier still to do the same not wearing any clothes.

In Daggerfall, they hold a ball
And all of society indulges in a variety
Of scandal, they can handle --
A lot.
The Captain of the Guard
Has to search very hard
For a bean that the Queen Has in her pants.
And the Court Sorceress
Will grant you a wish
To cause the King to fling
About his lance.

Oh, it's lovely to give your love a single perfect rose
It's lovelier still to do the same not wearing any clothes.
Oh, it's lovely to abandon all your cares and fears and woes
It's lovelier still to do the same not wearing any clothes.
Yes sir, it's lovely not wear any clothes!