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Once I seen a mammoth shoot up in the air. Then he came back down. Not so much alive...

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I was in a dungeon, one of the barrows or whatever you call them, outside of Falkearth and Lydia just stopped moving. She was walking behind me down a hallway, and just stopped like she hit a wall. No matter what I did to get her to move, she couldn't go past that point. I eventually made it to the end and out the back door and she reappeared next to me, but I don't know what stopped her before.


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In the Temple of Labyrinthian there is a glitched wall, which is invisible. Out of curiosity, I tried walking through, only to find myself trapped in the glitched plane of Oblivion....

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I think some of my texturing/pathing messed up. I was walking off the edge of the cliff near the Barrow, and I swear I was walking in the air for a couple of seconds...creeped me out. Lydia just fell trying to follow me.

However, it did eventually kick back in...made a nice little crater, I did.


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Here's another one... My khajiit assassin appears to have an arrow permanently stuck through her face. Anyone know if there's a way to fix it? :(


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Drop (or put away into storage) all of your arrows from your inventory. The arrow should disappear after that, then you can just pick them up and restock yourself.


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I used Wabbajack on a Draugr Overlord after knocking him down with Unrelenting Force... well, the result was certainly unexpected.

He came after me, but he was splayed flat on the floor. Just chasing me around, lying on his back the whole time. XD

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Was attacked by an invisible khajiit. I was visible at first, but then sputtered out of sight. Even the corpse was invisible.

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Has anyone decapitated an NPC's and tried to move the head around? It seems that the head is unusually heavy, like it's still connected to the body, but even the body seems to be lighter? I don't know if that's a bug or not, but its weird.


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If you wear the Arch Mages robes ((which come with it's own hood)) and you equip one of the dragon priests masks ((Morkai is usually the first you get, your face dissapears and you see this big hole where your head should be.

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Wierd glitches with my horse.
Everytime I mount she goes invisible for a few seconds - this is just strange, doesn't effect my game.
Problem is she does the same thing when I try to ride up a mountain. If the cliff is too steep and I tell her to jump she goes invisible. Now I'm halfway up a huge mountain and can't see what's going on. So I occasionally turn the wrong way (I'm not good in 3rd person) and end up squished at the base of the mountain. Has happened a few times now.


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My mate went into his house to drop something off while a dragon was in the city (believe it was Markarth) and as he came back out, we both noticed the dragon was dead, stuck into the wall. Needless to say...we lol'ed.


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I killed a dragon and his bones started moving =/


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I saw a goat push a child off of a cliff. True story.


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Fightin' a dragon near a Giant's camp once. Giant helped my companion and I trash the dragon, but said companion accidentally lit the giant's mammoth on fire, so he kills ME. Not only am I dead, but the giant hit me so hard, my lifeless corpse rocketed STRAIGHT UP at least 200 feet.


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I used to punch people to finish them off, and they would launch away at like 50 MPH. I felt AWESOME.

Also a few parts in Labrynthian seem to be missing, as I can see through the map. They occasionally flash into existence.

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I seem to have a recurring glitch where, every once in a while, when I use a blacksmith's forge, the hot iron bar will be shoved in my forearm.

Right now, I'm having this extremely annoying glitch where theres spriggan bugs swarming around me. They won't go away and I have no idea how to get them the hell off me.


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