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also any easter eggs you found.

i think the tratior's dairy is funny as heck green Red green

Two guards fighting over a deer one of em killed, when one of em died the other acted like he ddnt give one toss about the man OR the deer he had fought to kill and walked off i was like

I spotted City-Swimmer stealing something from a begger and thus began a chase all the way to the castle entrance when she got killed. After she died, a Bravil guard stooped down to the body and said: "The body's still warm, there's a killer about."

One time, i was fighting Imperial Guards because i felt like having one, and they sucessfully killed me and one stopped down and said the same thing. I was thinking: o_O;

One time, i was in "The Count's Arms" in Anvil and i shot a Dark Elf in the bar. She ran towards me, missing me, and decided to attack the bar attendant. So now there's a brawl and i'm just standing there laughting to myself. Then, an Anvil guard comes up and joins the fray on the side of the Dark Elf. The poor bar attendant decided to flee, so he takes off. The three of us follow in pursuit. As we were approaching the gate out of the city, the bar attendant was killed. I looted him and talked to a guard and he didn't try to arrest me.

I had to kill this old lady on a farm for Lucien Lachance. I nearly killed her in the house, but she took off outside. Shadowmare took off after her and I was running after Shadowmare. She found a guard and shouted, "Assault, Assault!" For some reason her started shooting arrows at her The 3 of us pursued her and the guard shot her with an arrow right in the gut. The end of his arrow stuck out of her back. She fell to her death and I had a clean record

Kavatch99- the same thing happened to me! He is always stealing from people! LOL!

What about this one then. I almost wet my pants when I heard it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrTWWKC923c

I discovered this one quite by accident.

At the spell altar, make a Lightning spell that is strong and has an area effect of 15+ feet. One time I missed an NPC I was aiming this spell at and hit a bar counter, and suddenly half the loose items in the place (plates, silverware, fruit, cups) went flying all around the room. It was hysterical!!! First Edition is also a great place to try this (aim at the bookshelves in front of where the merchant is standing).

This kind of mischief can be especially fun during the effects of an Area Berzerk spell! (Do all this while Chameleoned).

I think he's quite funny.

"Proceedeth most urgent-like!"