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 Post subject: Re: Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to
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Imperial courier, we meet again. This time I found him in Stillborn Cave. First bandits, now feral Falmer. What the hell is wrong with this guy?


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I was at Shor's Stone. An elk was hanging from it's neck from the smith's roof. Pretty weird.

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LMAO: Felina walked into Mistveil Keep only to see Wylandriah falling from the ceiling with a "NOOO!", dropping dead in front of everyone at the keep. In the background a guard's voice said: "Damn shame."

HAHAHA Thanks for the staff of ice storms! *wipes away tears of laughter*


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Once I was fighting a few giants in Whiterun hold and it flung Frea who is my follower into the air. When she came back to me she was sliding face first into the ground and I could still talk to her and everything, it was pretty funny.


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Was just walking around aimless earlier, spotted a stormcloak, & decided to shield bash him. & just after he draws his sword, he says, & i quote "The legion will have your blood."....that's a little weird for one of Ulfric's boys O.o

edit: yesterday i think my spouse's dialog AI got mixed up & replaced with nazeem's, pretty weird walking into my house to see my spouse moonwalking & asking me if i get to the cloud district (in nazeem's voice by the way) O.o 15+ mb saves don't require skooma to be weird O.o

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When I woke up in the Bannered Mare, was standing over me and talking about someone called Mauhulakh. I have no idea how she got there, I haven't been anywhere near any Orc strongholds yet.

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Went home to lakeview manor, and saw my armour mannequin five feet away from where it was supposed to be, looking at me. It then turned around, started walking back to where it was meant to be, disappeared, then reappeared in the right place, but with its head facing backwards. Hm.

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Came across a pretty funny glitch. I was in Falkreath, and I thought I saw something move past my screen really fast. It was a man on a horse, and he was sliding all over the place. He kept getting on top of the longhouse and eventually he just kept flying up toward the moon. (Team Rocket, anyone?) After laughing for a while, I left and about five minutes down the road, I saw him move past my screen again.

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Upon my entering the Black-Briar lodge, a sleeping Black-Briar mercenary dropped seemingly out of the ceiling and into a bed below.

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A lot of black lines/shapes appearing lately, graphical bugs and all (Ps3). It's larger than houses and go upwards to the sky, they disappear in some camera angles but stay there :/


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A named dragon fell from the sky dead and gave me its soul and loot, and Delphine and what's his face showed up and started following me again out of nowhere even though I've taken them to Riverwood.


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I was sneaking along the tunnel toward the last open area of Haemar's Cavern. Out of the blue, a Stormcloak Courier ran by me to the end of the passageway, then turned around and ran out.

Oh, and there was Volskygge Peak. I stopped playing. And when I loaded the save later, there was a dead dragon clipping through the word wall.


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Dead ancient (empty) dragon showed up at Winstad manor again! I was able to harvest heartscales though.

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While traveling along the road from Ivarstead to the Reach, I saw two strange shapes in the sky. I thought they were the sky-diving mammoths I occasionally see, but then noticed they were round and quite close. I typed tcl in the console and flew to the shapes and saw that they were the steel shields of the dead Stormcloaks lying on the road! Well, I collected them and returned onto the solid earth. Never have seen that before.


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The very first time I went to the plains by Whiterun, I saw a floating Mammoth. I was thinking "Flying Mammoth?". So I walked closer, and it fell to its death. I laughed my ass off after I discovered it was a glitch.


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Finally found my drunken Nord of a husband (serves me right for marrying a blacksmith from Thirsk!) after over a month of half-assed searching I find him back at the temple of Mara. So I sent his sorry carcass on to Falkreath, where he slept for 2 days straight and then I find him in the kitchen with a pint in hand dancing a jig to "Ragnar the Red"! Lucky for him that the store somehow made 900gp whilst he was asleep. Drunken [&@%!]!
Soairse :alduin:

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That made laugh pretty hard, Torapa! The man must have had one heck of a drinking binge.


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Aye, I think he's still hammered.

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Well, look at the bright side. At least you can't accuse him of being a boring husband.


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