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I was walking up a mountain near Riften and I hear Lydia draw her sword. I turn around and my mouth begins to form an F as I see the snow bear in front of me...I run as Lydia gets killed holding it back, as I run past a rock the bear's head appears next to me - i whirl around and get glitched into a tree. The bear slowly killed me T_T

My brother once saw a troll jog up to him like a courier before proceeding to smash him in the face in the usual fashion.

Last i killed some bandits and then for the last one i chopped his head off, so his head rolled of the hill.
Then i looted the bodies for some gold and other vulable stuff. suddenly i heard a rollin noise from behind,
it was the same freakin head that i chopped off a minute ago. i came straight at me from the top off the hill.
I never ran so fast in my life !!!! : )

I had the skull keys from Ragnvald and used them as decorations in Breezehome, now (many hours of gameplay later) one of them has completely vanished. Any reason to this??? I'm pretty sure I haven't been robbed since no guard has told me such a thing.

I was on my way to Sleeping Tree Camp when suddenly, a mammoth was sent flying in the air. The impact killed him.

One that totally sucked for my brother is that he sat down at the peace council (main quest-line). He saved midway through the meeting and couldn't stand up after words. He's preeminently stuck there.

So, i got into a Brawl with some dude in Morthal, after i beaten him up and he didnt get up anymore and he just crawls around the city, its pretty random and funny.

Something hilarious happened to me:

I was fighting a dragon (Oh, No!), and it kept on getting distracted by a bandit on a tree bridge.
After finding the dragon fighting a horse and losing, I finished it off and took the horse with me to finish off the bandit.
Once I got there, I tried to push him off the narrow bridge: success! But then I fell...
The horse died from the 50 ft drop and I was 'dead' for about 10 seconds before hitting shore and geting back up

It was like nothing ever happened...

Is this a glitch, or has Arkay given me a second chance even though I pick-pocketed one of his necklaces off of a guard?

Whatever you want to call it, a glitch or a gift from the divines, it shouldn't have happened lol

It's a miracle! Praise the nin-I MEAN EIGHT divines!

Actually, it will always happen. When you are on a horse, and you fall down to your horses death, the horse flys away from under you and after about three seconds you stand up, with no damage taken. If you keep falling, and take some damage (enough to kill you) you will not come back up.

You know how horses go where ever you fast travel? What a benefit! Mine does it too... but he is dead...

Ok so I’m wandering around the rift and i go through a mill town, I look over and see a guard swinging a weapon and decide to investigate. It turns out the guard was fighting an imperial soldier who then after a long battle gets knocked to his knees almost dead. Out of nowhere an arrow flies over killing the soldier and a stormclock soldier runs up with his axe wielded ready to swing. Once he sees the solider is dead he quickly turns to me and threatens me to back off. Imperial foresters much?

Hi all, new here and first post
The funniest thing happened to me when I was playing yesterday. I had just bought the house in Windhelm and spent some arranging stuff in display cases and clothes on the mannequins. Anyway, finished doing that and set out adventuring again as I usually do. I travelled to Dawnstar, had an epic battle with a blood dragon, then set off again down the road. Hadn't gone too far when a woman walked past. "It's starting to turn cold" she said to me "You should maybe at least cover your belly!"
Well I came off first person mode and lo and behold I had been walking around (and fighting dragons) in my underwear!

Sigh. I've become a victim of Blood on the Ice glitch, and the "wait, I know you!" glitch. Upon never hearing about the serial killer, I bought my house in Windhelm and then was thrown headfirst into the quest without any clue what was going on; with pieces missing. I finished it successfully though, but man that was not a fun quest.

As for the "wait, I know you!" glitch, I've reloaded, and exited Windhelm and came back. Not my issue if the guards just say that same sentence without actually moving on and accusing me of some thievery. They just say they know me and wander on. I feel so popular.

Once in a blue moon if I use shouts when my follower or I kill someone/something- then the corpse gets stuck in a running animation or stands back up and remains stuck there-especially a little creepy when it happens to the drougre lord types. Following this, there are also moments where weapons get stuck floating in air in random positions.

Somehow I managed to glitch Gauldir's amulet quest forever ago so the pointer of it is stuck on the researcher's corpse despite grabbing his notes- I also found an important lute before I knew what it was a while back-and now I can't turn it in since it's stuck in my inventory; but, I did get credit and the skill levels for telling the bard lady I found it anyways. o.o Lastly-a random encounter Nord challenged me to a duel randomly in town one day; but, the guards all killed him while he was shouting "This was supposed to be a 1v1 Duel!"

I found Eorulund Grey-Mane's dead body in whiterun. Can people just die like that?

A giant hit me and I flew so high into the sky!!! wait what? That's not a glitch? god i love this game.

Returning to my home in Riften one day I was startled upon entering the basement.
I had thought I had intruders, but it was only the mannequins and they had mysteriously moved off of their bases.

Also saw a guard, various boxes and banners up in the air on a building that wasn't there.

At my previous character I encountered thieves almost every time when I go to riften. They die after a few swing usually but I get a tough one(a power attack didnt even get his %10hp) once. He escape to house beside forge and got downstairs. So me and 7-8 guards go after him. After we killed him, I looted him and turn my back to only see all the guards waiting at stairs blocking the way out and angry house owner at top of the stairs yelling me to get out or he will call guards! My attempts to get through guards was unsuccesful and after some time owner yelled 'thats it' and one of the guards turned to me, gave me a speech about I have committed crime against Skyrim and her people and what is my defence. There was no option to tell him that I get in here to help you to kill a ****ing thief and I couldnt get out because you choose to talk me about warm beds, ales and stuff instead of moving out of the way. So I reload autosave of entering riften, waited until night and killed that house owner and every single town guard stealthly. It was very peaceful at Riften without those corrupt guards until replacements comes.

I was in a ancient nordic dungeon and activated the fire trap but the fire didn't animated so it just looks like I just self-combusted weird and funny at the same time

2 that I can think of, all though I don't know if the first one is a "glitch"

I was climbing down the steep cliffs in Whitehold, just opposite of the College of Magic, to the river that runs below it. I got stuck in a group of rocks! It was this little space that I slid down into, and could not jump out of! Very annoying. I had to use the console command to turn collisions off to get out of it.

and number 2:

I used one of the Dwemer elevators to leave Blackreach. When the loading screen was done, suddenly it was showing the exit gate to Skyrim, but then started flickering from that to a black screen with the audio stuck in a loop. Nothing I did got me out of that, and I had to kill the game with the task manager. Went back later and tried again, and got the same result. Other elevators work fine. Wish I could remember which one it was that does that to me.

Okay, so earlier this day, I got to this point in the game for the first time. I thought I was going to die laughing! So I took a video of it and posted it on YouTube. Don't watch if you haven't played the game through or you'll get spoiled!