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 Post subject: Re: Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to
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I was running Purity of Revenge the other day and had Vilkas with me (only because I didn't have a choice). When we first arrived at Driftshade Refuge, there were a few Silver Hand mooks standing outside, and they immediately attacked us when we got within sight of the place. At this point, Vilkas ran off, shouting "We are routed! Fall back!" I didn't really think anything of it because he's useless to me in combat anyway. This happened about three more times inside Driftshade Refuge before I finally got sick of him being a coward and used the console to set his confidence to 4. And he calls himself a member of the Circle...


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Both Falkas and Vilkas are kinda pussies if you ask me.

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I killed an Argonian on the road with Cyclone. He died, got back up and started running on the spot with his fists raised.

His only option was Search... My Dragon Aspect is stuck on as well, with no effects though :(

I managed to lose Lydia somehow, waited about a week, hired a new follower, visited my house and Dragonreach and still no sign of her. Damn, she took my equipment! -.-


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Glad you got Heimskr back. I would miss his ranting, too.

I've got one:

Eastmarch Hold has a dead horse that keeps moving from place to place. Sometimes it drops from the sky. Sometimes it's like it was flung from a catapult.

Exiting the main gate of Windhelm, my character sees Arivanya, who delivers her usual gripe about life at the stables.

"Horses. All day long. Do you know [dead horse flies over our head] how dull horses can be?"


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I encountered a rather grotesque glitch with my latest character. Namely, Fralia Gray-Mane is naked 24/7 for some reason, wearing only the old ladies' headdress. Checking her inventory with the console I saw she, for some reason, doesn't even have clothes. I know that sex sells, but Fralia might have thought better of standing in her stall in her underwear. I think I'll add a dress to her with the console. Also, from this I learned old NPCs apparently have their own body model, which isn't exactly beautiful.


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I like casting Paralyze on hapless Dark Brotherhood assassins when the assassins fling themselves forward in their show-offy dual-wielding attacks. If you time the spell right, it can be good for a chuckle. One time, however, it sent the assassin flying across one of the big canyons in The Reach. The assassin receded from view but was still very much alive, so I watched the red blip on the compass as the assassin flew across the canyon, defying gravity until he hit the opposite canyon wall. Then gravity kicked in and I watched the red blip drop straight down - then, suddenly, it was extinguished.


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 Post subject: Re: Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to
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(Apparently Ahkari was meant to perform the "examine corpse" animation but ended up facing the wrong direction. I'm sure Dro'marash appreciated the attention. :lol: )

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 Post subject: Re: Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to
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Talking with friends who have much more time on this game than I, lets me think that I am a magnet for funky glitches. Have about 6 unfinishable quests and several unremoveable items. Some belonging to the mentioned quests... Arrgh.
Here are two:

Walking around Whiterun (outside it) at night and I come across the headless horseman. Typically, without his head - but also without his horse! He is floating in air on nothing. Nothing on him to pickpocket, sadly enough. Cannot walk through him so he's a fairly substantial ghost. But he cannot be harmed by any weapon, either.

Somehow I managed to get a found horse (not stolen) hooked into my fast-travel attache. Every time I fast travelled, this horse would appear just like my horse would have. He would immediately start walking back to wherever he thought his home was. Im pretty sure I even rode one of my horses and still this straggler showed up when I fast travelled. It seems he was stuck there for a couple weeks, game time.
I stopped paying much attention to it since he would just quickly disappear on his way home, until suddenly, I realized that he did NOT appear (and grunt) soon as I fast-travelled. Once I thunked it, he must have got killed cuz I was pretty sure the previous fast-travel put me in a heap of bad stuff which I barely survived. Good thing too - that horse must have been very tired of constantly trying to get 'home' only to be mystically transported somewhere new.

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Flying and levitating mammoths, this is a trip. Maybe I had too much Velvet La Chance or Skooma that day...


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I fought a dragon around Falkreath, but it flew off with about one fifth of its health left and disappeared. About ten game days later, as I fast traveled to Morthal, a dragon was there in the middle of town, landed. It had about a fifth of its health left. The guards and townsfolk were not fighting it the moment I arrived, they were in normal positions or walking but they did react a few seconds later. I killed it with a couple of shots, but after I absorbed its soul it didn't peel off, its skin remained. I'm convinced that this glitched dragon is somehow the same that disappeared before.


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I have Heljarchen Hall with the Storage, Greenhouse and Armory additions. Whenever I enter through the side door if I immediately look left I can catch one of my armor manikins wondering around. Caught him peering in to one of my display cases before. Soon as I catch him he heads right back to his pedestal and pretends to be a statue but he's not fooling anyone. (PS3 Legendary Edition)


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Well, this one certainly made me laugh. Yesterday or the day before (can't remember which), I cleared out Bleak Falls Barrow on my Khajiit warrior, and I headed in the general direction of Anise's cabin afterwards. As a result of Skyrim Immersive Creatures, there is always an ancient spriggan matriarch (basically, a giant reskinned to look like a spriggan) standing near the cabin, unaggressive, of course. As I approach the cabin, a Boethiah cultist shows up and starts attacking me. Unfortunately for him, he got too close to the spriggan, and she brought her club down on his head, turning him into a satellite. Today, as I'm walking along the road from Riverwood to Falkreath, said cultist just pops up out of the ground.


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Yesterday i've started on my new mage PC when I got to Riverwood and saw an Alvor stuck in the wall :P
his face came half though the wall and he was trying to go to his forge through the wall haha:P

I don't have a pic (playing on 360) Use Your Imaganation! ;)

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I just got the living corpse bug again. Loaded the game to go through Ironbind Barrow. Just as I started walking, I noticed a Khajiit body sliding down the hill (this is beside Forsaken Cave). I walked over to see who it was when... He spoke! It was Dro'Marash. Of course, I accidentally Shouted at him, so he went hostile... I got chased by some freakish living corpse.

That's just... Man, my Skyrim is being weird lately. The last time I saw that bug was with Skjor. Creepy, but funny.
I recorded a video of it. Just have to process and upload it.

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I guess I should start at the beginning for this one. I dismissed my follower, Zora, in favor of the Khajiit monk Qa'Dojo (both of these followers were added by Interesting NPCs). Zora then proceeded to begin attacking one of the mannequins in Lakeview. I figured okay, fine, whatever makes her happy. Go off exploring for a couple days, come back, Zora has disappeared from Lakeview. Again, not really all that worried. I know they tend to wander away from the house on occasion. I head off to Riverwood the next morning to sell some stuff, and Zora shows up and starts attacking people! She wasn't aggressive towards me, only other NPCs. She took out Hod, Sigrid, and Stump before the guards put her down (which was odd on its own, considering I had her set as essential). I honestly just stood there watching in a complete state of shock. No idea what triggered it, but...wow.


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Well the worst glitch I have had, was the time a student in the college of winterhold needed some assistance with a spell. So I help out, and she turns me into a cow. And at this point I start posting buttons on my Xbox remote and then to my surprise, I was now permanently stuck as the cow but could still hit people. So I have about all of winterholds guard on me. I die and respawn as the cow. I was like WTF


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So I have 4 new pictures of Skyrim being stupid like a pile of bricks.





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EDIT: Jogging on the spot with bound hands after 'leaving' Helgen.


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One time while doing "The Eye of Magnus" quest Tolfdir just kept walking into a wall.
I had to load my latest save.


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This one contains major spoilers, so:

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All of the enemies in my game rightly tremble at the Dovahkiin's approach. Seriously, they start fleeing as soon as they take any sort of damage. I think it might be a bug with Intense Flames or something. It's a little annoying to have to chase everything down to kill it, though.


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I had a slow motion dragon. It looked like he was just gliding for a few seconds at a very slow pace. Also, i've had the looks alive but is actually infact dead and you can loot them bug occur. Tis odd looting a living person and does slightly ruin immersion.

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Today while questing with Erik the Slayer in a Dwemer Ruin, Erik was dancing on a pipe, and then floating up and down. Also today, at the house Ursula is building out Morthal way, the Steward was drinking from an imaginary tankard. (I think I have seen this before)


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