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Oh, that reminds me; that's another time when the internet took a portion of whatever was remaining of my soul - watching the video where the woman playing Boxxy reveals she's just a character.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. I should have known you'd be one of those anti-Queen malcontents.

Pffft. Next you'll tell me that

Lazytown doesn't need a "cult". Lazytown stands on it's own merits, without resorting to brainwashing, herd mentality, and back-masked messages that say "CLOP CLOP YOU WANT TO CLOP" when played in reverse.

And that's another thing. When was the last time you saw Robbie Rotten disembowel Stephanie and serve her up as a cupcake? Yet only a few years later, and now this sort of nonsense is a common occurrence on the latest internet fad show. "Beauty" my butt. The internet is collapsing in on itself at an ever increasing rate, and I think we all know it.

It'sapieceofcaketomakeaperfectcake...

Some things I realized about this show: Its songs stay in your head, even though they're uncreative, and promote uncreativity with songs like that. (the book=the government. Cooking=9/11. This is srs bizness)

Its songs promote healthy living and regular exercise. I know this, because I have the entire series on my external harddrive.

Anyways, I started a new thread in the multimedia subforum to discuss the few good things one can find on the internet.

This is when I realized that all was lost:

Probably when visiting meatspin or lemon party. And that's about the worst I have seen so far. I have read many descriptions of gore videos, including the Icepick one (it was in the newspaper), but I have no intention at all to watch them.

I have friends who don't believe there are gorier things on the internet than 2 Girls 1 Cup. The innocence.

I admit, that was a little too much. >.>

Stop. Really.

Que?

What was too much?

To all the people being upset by 2 girls 1 cup:

You're grade-A wusses. 2g1c is pretty bearable. I could tell you things...


About the worst I've seen was a .gif of a footballer's shin bone being completely smashed. Also, a site that will got unnamed (all I'm willing to post is that it's a pun on a certain tube of you and a place where lots of animals are being kept for humanity's viewing pleasure). Jesus H. Christ, the things I saw on that site. I must've been...14-15 and I had never even thought of all those horrible, horrible things.

The first time I saw someone die from violence was in real life, back in the late 1990's. Your fancy Internets cannot break what is already shattered.

I just can't handle breaking bones.

Finding Meatspin as a child was rather shocking.

Watching my Jaguars lose Fred Taylor, and suck for 4 entire seasons..