User:Likelolwhat/No True Scotsman

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My current projects are When Coldharbour Calls, an ESO epic-length fiction, and the Skyrim Kink Meme. Most of my writings are Not Safe For Work, containing mature language, graphic violence and/or (in the case of the kmeme) explicit scenes; however, I have here on UESP two of my older works which are more or less safe (She Was more safe, Done to Death less safe). When Coldharbour Calls and my kmeme fills, as well as my abandoned project Fire in the Sky, can be found under my AO3 account, same name as here.

She was once the greatest of Heroes. Now she is something else. A snapshot of the Nerevarine, from her fulfilled destiny to her inevitable downfall, and beyond.
Before she was the Hero, she was just Ophelia. Petty criminal, trespasser, and, apparently, murderer. But most of all, a simple girl who merely wanted to sleep in someone else's house without getting recruited into the Dark Brotherhood and attacked by vengeful ghosts. Was that too much to ask?

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