User:Antares

New Works From KM!

These new works from a prominent lore author have recently been discovered. Presumably the Totally Ludicrous Institute (TLI) will be classifying them as "obscure texts" soon and then the forums can rewrite all their worthless opinions yet again.

The Milkman Chronicles

Dear milkman,

Please can you leave an extra pint of silver-top and half a dozen eggs this morning?

Thanks

KM

Postcard to Mommy

Dear mom,

We've arrived and the weather is brilliant. This is a picture of the hotel - our room is marked with an X. Got sunburn on my first day, worse luck. Still, at least I can get away for a few days from those idiots who treat my every word as gospel.

Love,

KM

Interview with KM

Paw-stuck-up-his-butt: So would you agree that I'm brilliant?

KM: Who are you and how did you get into my house?

Paw-stuck-up-his-butt: House? The sixth house? Oh that proves everything I've ever said is correct and everybody else is wrong.

KM: I'm calling the police now.