Online:Alaird Dutil

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Alaird Dutil
Home City Evermore
Location The Bay Tar's Mess
Race Breton Gender Male
Health 25974
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Medium Profession Commoner

Alaird Dutil is a Breton found in the city of Evermore. He runs the The Bay Tar's Mess, due to the food shortages, he has been watering down his ale - not that his regulars have noticed yet.

Dialogue[edit]

"Welcome to the Bay-Tar's Mess, mate!
Be careful not to step on any toes here; everyone's a little on edge, and I only allow one bar-fight per day."
Did any crows get in here?
"Nope, thank the Eight. It's really something though, eh? We got a betting pool going about it. Gorour put twenty gold on "Daedric plague." Lagbaal says they're coming out of Mauloch's arse or something. My money's on a Wyrd hex."
Wyrd?
"Aye! Those faerie-fobbing witches out in the woods.
Wouldn't be the first time they put a curse on us. Turned all our pants backwards once, they did."
You're kidding me.
"Not even a little bit. This one time, I had twelve toads in one of my kegs...."
...And?
"And what? Bah...never mind."
How's business?
"About as good as you might expect. Don't tell the regulars, but I've been watering the ale like mad. I haven't had a new shipment come in for weeks."
They haven't noticed?
"Not yet. I love them like family, but they're not exactly guild scholars.
Anyway, I'm trying my hand at brewing my own ale to make up the difference."
And how's that going?
"Well I had to use stale barley for hops...and we ran out of sugar so I used some old candies I found....Yeah, I also didn't have any yeast, so I just sort of poured some brown ale in it."
How's it taste?
"Like troll piss on a hot day."
How's everyone taking the King's death?/How's everyone taking King Eamond's death?
"Depends on the person, I suppose. Valerine was all torn up about it. Same with Lagbaal."
And you?
"Bah. To me it's like some uncle I never met died and left me out of his will. No big deal, see?"
That's harsh.
"Well, if the queen sends me some gold, I'll take it back."
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