Morrowind:Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman

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Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman (edd theman)
Home City Balmora
House Fast Eddie's House
Race Dunmer Gender Male
Level 9 Class Sorcerer
Other Information
Health 86 Magicka 138
Alarm 0 Fight 30
Faction(s) House Telvanni Lawman(Lawman)
Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman

Edd "Fast Eddie" Theman is a Dunmer sorcerer who can be found in his house in Balmora, on the west side of the Odai River. Fast Eddie's house is the second story of Itan's house and can't be seen when looking at the local map. If you speak to him, he says he is waiting in Balmora until things cool down with House Telvanni. If you are a member of the House, you will eventually be able to recruit him as your Mouth.

After recruiting Eddie, he'll move to the Telvanni Council House. Note that he'll be away for several weeks when you send him on Chores.

Inside his house, behind his hammock, is an open crate, which contains two small chests (they could be hard to notice due to a lid on top of the crate). The first one is both locked and trapped, and the other one is only locked. The former contains up to seven gems, and the latter contains silverware spoons, forks and knives, six of each.

He is wearing a common shirt with matching a belt, pants, and shoes. He is wielding an iron dagger and he is carrying an apprentice's lockpick. Aside from his natural resistance to fire and the sanctuary provided by his ancestors, he knows the following spells: Burden of Sin, Dire Weary, Great Feather, Strong Fire Shield, Strong Frost Shield, Strong Shock Shield, Exhausting Touch, Ordeal of St. Olms, Gash Spirit, Dire Weakness to Shock, Strong Reflect, Strong Spelldrinker, Wild Spelldrinker, Drain Blood, and Toxic Cloud.

Related Quests[edit]

Main Quest[edit]

  • Corprus Cure: Find a way to cure the dreaded Corprus disease.

House Telvanni[edit]

  • Recruit a Mouth: Recruit a mouth in order to be promoted to Councilor.
  • Ring of Equity: Help Eddie to retrieve this magical ring from Neloth's treasury.
  • Amulet of Unity: Help Eddie to retrieve this magical amulet from the mainland.


  • Greetings:
    • "They call me "Fast Eddie." Who are you?"

  • Background: "I was the rising star of House Telvanni until the barely-living Dratha and Gothren put a stop to my career."
  • Balmora: "I'm just waiting here in Balmora until things cool off a bit in House Telvanni."
  • Mouth:
  • "You want me to be your Mouth?"
  • Yes. "If I'm your Mouth, you'll be my patron. You'll need to give me a Silver Staff of Peace."
  • Give him a Silver Staff of Peace [Disposition +25. Silver Staff of Peace has been removed from your inventory.] "I've waited for years to be someone's Mouth. I won't disappoint you. I'll go to the Council Hall right away. If you want me to do any chores for you, just let me know."
  • "I said I'd be your Mouth, and I will."
  • Not yet. "That's okay. I've been waiting to be a Mouth for years."
  • No. [Disposition -5.] "Well, I've waited a few years. I can wait a few more."


  • Dialogue from Caius and an associated journal entry say of Fast Eddie that he is a former Telvanni who has joined the Mages Guild, but this is not reflected elsewhere in the game.