Competition of the Month - June Misquotation Edition!

[MARS ●]

These monthly competitions are a chance for you to demonstrate your creativity and talents while getting a chance to know your fellow members and have a little fun. Each month is going to have a different theme and a different talent – and maybe a surprise or two! But only one member can wear the purple coins and fancy title of CotM Winner! Do you have what it takes?

The basic rules are as follows:


Incorrect Elder Scrolls Quotes!. This month, take one or more screenshots (or leave them, you don't actually need them) and apply a TES-ified line from another piece of media to it. Make a conversation between Jerry and George of Seinfeld fame happen between Jarl Baalgruff and Proventus Avenici! Or other, similar things. They can involve as many characters as you want, so long as you keep the exact quotation from the source material intact (minor changes like "Oh God!" to "Oh Azura" or something are okay), and match up the lines of one character (from the source) to a specific other (from TES).

A more direct example:

The idea for this month's CotM was submitted to us by Kerr. Thank you, it was brilliant. You better enter.


Our schedule for the June event is as follows:
06.09.17-06.23.17: Competition begins! Start planning and send in those submissions!
06.23.17-06.29.17: Voting period – vote for your favorites!
06.30.17: Our winner is announced!


Remember that the CotM is not possible without you, so please participate, contribute, discuss, and vote!

As an aside, if anyone would like to join the street team to help plan and set up the CotM, please send me a PM. Until then, have fun and good luck!

[The SheoDovah ●]

I kinda want to create a gangster Sheogorath quote. .....

COPYRIGHT DOVAH 2017! I will cheese you if you nick this!

But yeah, should see a few interesting quotes.

[Kerr ●]

[Aarah ●]

Hope this is ok.

[BetaB17 ●]

Finally a CoTM!

[SCarverOrne ●]

Spoiler due to img dimensions.


Quote re: 1800Contacts "My Brand" commercial / MegaGFilms "My Brand" parody.

[likelolwhat ●]

My entry, because I have passive-aggressively avoided Orsinium thus far because of this one NPC urging me to go there:

[Aarah ●]

@likelolwhat

[Kerr ●]

Is it time to put up the poll for voting?

[MARS ●]

Ooops. Sorry guys, I'm a little overworked.

[MARS ●]

And the winners are: Kerr and SCarverOne!

Congratulations.

Uuuuh. We'll have to make your coins first, SCarver.

[Aarah ●]

Well done, TPM Kerr and Officer Orne!

Kerr - you're just getting used to pink and now you've got pink and purple!

Yeah, you'll be looking snazzy in grey and purple, Carver! (I don't know the best way to shorten your name.)
Paving the way for Officer CotM winners!

[SCarverOrne ●]

[Kerr ●]

[Cassandra ●]

Congratulations to you both!