User:MartinAndJuaffreAreLovers

Hi, some random FACTS for you to divulge:

• Umbra is overrated.

• Martin and Juaffre publicly declared their love for each other on more than one occasion.

• Pure mages are unworthy of life.

• Earana needs to get over herself.

• Reynald Jemane is a fool, leaving a perfectly good home in Chorrol for a shack in the wilderness.

• Glarthir should be thrown off Dive Rock, not Adoring Fan.

• The Odiil Father needs to grow some balls.

• Glenroy should learn to survive, trained bodyguard?

• Arch Mage Traven needs to stop pointlessly commiting suicide at every given oppurtunity.

• Martin needs to show some emotion.

• Wilderness town/inn/settlement residents never seem to be attacked by creatures, yet there seems to be an inordinate number of hostiles in the game near settlements.

• Ogres wear minimal clothing to cover up their probable miniature genitals, yet Imps disgustingly reveal all?

• Modryn Oreyn is the best painter in all of Tamriel, no disputes.

• The Orc book seller whose name escapes me should be given 1,000,000 Septims and a mansion, just for being himself.

• Vilena Donton seems quite unemotional over her to sons' deaths.

• ALL Daedra worshippers are EVIL, apart from the Dunmer mentioned by an Orc.

• Hieronymus Lex couldn't spot a set up if it danced in front of him wearing the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal.

• Porkchop is offically the bravest animal in Cyrodiil, with the exception of Mojo.

• Beggars are maggots at the golden core of Tamriel.

• Emporer Uriel Septim is a dumbass, he could've at least TRIED not to die.

• Maglir should be introduced to Sheogorath in a bad mood.

• More faction questlines should be available, i.e Knights of the Thorn, Blades, Order of the Virtuous Blood etc.

• Mankar Camoran WOULD lose to a Mud Crab in combat.

• Not all forts should be abandoned, the Imperial Legion are dumbasses for that matter.

• Roland Jenseric is the most spineless character in Cyrodiil, with the exception of Maglir.

• Stacy's Mom has got it going on.

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