Online:The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume 1

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ID 224
See Also Lore version
Up The Lusty Argonian Maid
Prev. None Next Act VII, Scene II
Collection Literature
Writer Mark Nelson
Locations
Found in the following locations:

Bangkorai:

Reaper's March:

Murkmire:

A fragment of a bawdy play

(a fragment)

- Act IV, Scene III, Continued -

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

- End of Act IV, Scene III -