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ID 2661
See Also Lore version
Collection Craglorn Secrets
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The Care and Feeding of Trolls
A step-by-step guide to caring for nirncrux-infused trolls

By order of Chief Braadoth, who now wants to be known as the Ophidian Exarch of Undulating Destruction for some reason or another, we are to make sure these special trolls are well cared for. Follow these steps and I won't use you as troll chow.

1. Bathe the trolls in a mix of water, nirncrux-infused mud, and blood.
2. Massage each troll for at least one hour.
3. Fill their drinking buckets with bog-iron ale.
4. Tenderize captives with sound beatings.
5. Toss tenderized captives to trolls.
6. Stand back and let them eat!
7. Repeat every day.

Gulzog the Butcher