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Laughs-at-Turtles
Home Settlement Belkarth
Location Crossroads Tavern
Race Argonian Gender Male
Health 25974
Reaction Justice Neutral
Pickpocket Easy Profession Drunkard
Laughs-at-Turtles

Laughs-at-Turtles is an Argonian drunkard who can be found at the Crossroads Tavern, the inn located in the town of Belkarth.

Dialogue[edit]

When spoken to:

"Wait ... wait. Where'd my tail go? Did you—oh, there it is. Close call."
"Want to see a party trick? I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it involves a bottle of wine and a clothes iron. And ... and probably some towels. It tends to be messy."
"Hey, ugly face! Get outta my way! I ... wait, I'm sorry. Your face is fine. It's just kind of blurry."
"I came out of an egg! Did you know that? Not everyone does. Come out of an egg, I mean. Wood Elves pop out of acorns. That's why they're so small. Wait. That can't be right. I guess I don't know where Wood Elves come from. Do you?"