Morrowind:Lord Cluttermonkey

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Lord Cluttermonkey (lord cluttermonkey)
Location Clutter Warehouse - Everything Must Go!
Race Argonian Gender Male
Level 45 Class Farmer
Gold 0 Mercantile Master (100)
Other Information
Health 550 Magicka 380
Alarm 0 Fight 90
Essential Yes
Lord Cluttermonkey

Lord Cluttermonkey is an Argonian farmer who can be found in the test cell: Clutter Warehouse - Everything Must Go!. He cannot be encountered in the game normally, you must use the coc command to get to this location. He is hostile, and will attack on sight.

He has a full set of Daedric Armor (including the boots and a face of god, even though he can't wear them as an Argonian), and wields the mighty Dwemer Mace: Clutterbane.

Lord Cluttermonkey is technically a merchant, though he will only buy and sell Lockpicks and Probes. Since he doesn't have any of either of them in his possession, nor any gold with which to buy them, his services are somewhat less than useful, especially since you will have to sneak up on him or cast Calm in order to deal with him. He is also considered Essential, so if you kill him, you will be given a notice stating that you have broken the thread of destiny. This is, of course, completely untrue, since he is only a test character, and this will have no effect on the completion of the Main Quest.

Like all Argonians, he is immune to poison, has a resistance to disease, and can breathe underwater. Aside from that, he knows the following spells: Chameleon, Daedric Strength, Fortify Blunt Weapons Skill, Fourth Barrier, Lightning Storm, Greater Shockball, and Summon Storm Atronach.


  • He is completely immune to normal weapons.